the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:

1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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ladymango:

truebluelaughingmachine:

The meaning behind your URL.

littleharley-quinn:

weepingdemon:

deanwhereisyourcock:

littleartemis:

dorkstrider:

dorkstrider’s name means: 1) To let your imagination run wild. 2) To transform into a hentai.

littleartemis’s name means: 1) A very charming person. 2) Secretly homo.

deanwhereisyourcock’s name means: 1) To get excited after seeing homo. 2) To be wildly popular!

weepingdemon’s name means: 1) Spending Valentine’s Day alone. 2) Suffering.

well, that’s nice

littleharley-quinn’s name means: 1) Zero *** appeal. 2) One that no one wants to talk to.

Oh.

truebluelaughingmachine’s name means: 1) Futile effort. 2) Spending Valentine’s Day alone.

ACCURATE SHIT MAN

ladymango’s name means: 1) Homo. 2) Owns a large collection of loli.

… okay.

goodmorningmichelle’s name means: 1) Futile effort. 2) A waste of oxygen.

stfurodrigo:

rebsieheart:

It’s fun knowing everything about shows you’ve never even seen before

Mom: [puts on zombie movie]

Mom: Meanwhile in Miami.

How do I draw hands.
How do I draw guns.
How do I
How do
How

gabrielesque:

#first he lost his parents #then he lost his boner

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DC reveals that the entire company is gay, and is asking Marvel out on a date.

fwips:

Marvel agrees to go only to stand them up. Laughs at them at school the next day.

mydarkenedeyes:

Julian Callos

Follow him on Tumblr here!

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samaralex:

The 35 Cutest Baby Elephants You Will See Today

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‎1st month of school: look nice & dress nice.

The rest of the school year: rocking the homeless grandma look.

buggy-love:

a-colourfullife:

advocacycanine:

It’s just rude not to.

That moment when you meow back and your cat just looks at you weird and walks away and you’re like “wtf did I just say?”

QUICK REBLOG.

Because I just now did it.

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